Holy shit.
A Florida woman spotted a crown and a cross imprinted on her Pepperidge Farm goldfish during Holy Week, and became convinced it was a sacred snack. Considering she eats “pounds of goldfish crackers each week,” it was only a matter of time. “I pick them up one by one and look at each individual goldfish,” she says. “And when I picked this one up, I knew he was special.” After her pastor decided to speak about fish on Easter Sunday, she really lost her shit. “I think it’s a sign,” he said. Dear God. [HuffPo]
