Richard Belzer Enjoys Buffalo Burgers, ‘Crêpelike’ Pancakes, and Armagnac Nightcaps
"I live in France part of the year, so, you know, I'm a food snob."
"I live in France part of the year, so, you know, I'm a food snob."
"Kidd Kraddick and I pondered whether a Xanax can or cannot be juiced."
"I've heard the Ryan Skeen comparison. One can't appreciate or enjoy that."
"Nothing will ever beat the segment with peanut butter and jelly doughnuts from Doughnut Plant. I almost orgasmed on live TV from that."
"Car rides are best for sugar. It's like it doesn't count."
"I was on my way out, but Claire Danes and Lena Dunham walked in, so I stayed. Who wouldn't?!"
"The only thing more comforting than Danny Bowien’s rice porridge is a hug."