"My rump will be as marbled as the arse of a prize wagyu." What?
Bacon-flavored envelopes and American Greetings' new line of "Tasties" cards want to get us licking our stationery.
They certainly didn't help!
The burger chain is the latest to try to charm customers with a blechtacular creation.
A "viral" video caught Domino's with its pants down.