The Dalai Lama visits Medford.
Chuck E. Cheese is now pop punk, emo maybe, definitely good at air guitar.
Anthony's Pier 4 will rise again, as a hotel restaurant.
"You hear that in America all the food is processed, in plastic. But I found herbs I didn't know!"
As part of its new look, Burger King is killing off the King.
Even the professionals say it's time for Ronnie to dye his hair, change his name, and move to Florida.
The Food Liberation Army has Ronald's blood on its hands.
Angry protesters want to put Ronald McDonald in a nursing home.
Champagne fountains and an Andy Warhol piñata.