"The strips lie limply across the rubber egg like train tracks committing suicide."
Now there's a breakfast cereal for horny Canadians.
Food isn't really the point here.
Your memory-maker will be right with you.
The Golden Arches fish for an ecofriendly image.
It's Crucolo Day in Massachusetts.
Phew: Pigalle's chef and his angry customer are now BBFF.
We're told it makes a great grilled cheese.
She's topped with potato salad.
Legal's new ads just might be in poor taste.
Pizza's bastardization reaches new lows in Atlanta, courtesy of Cinnabon.
Seinfeld's surly Soup Nazi wants to serve you.
Since when is nacho cheese heart-healthy?