And it's all Bloomberg's fault.
Next up: The Ancient Pepsi Challenge.
The news is particularly bad for those who drink 1,000 cans of soda a day (or more).
It's incredibly cheap and extremely effective for soda companies and fast-food giants to market products that are never actually made.
It's getting the opposite of a chilly reception.
A report indicates the two soft-drink giants have been meeting with the seltzer upstart.
Forget about Kashmir and grab a Coke!
If you're a millionaire and a soda addict, today's your lucky day.
But not soda. Never soda.
Per capita soda consumption in the U.S. is now down to 1987 levels.
Wash down your McDonald's egg-white McMuffin and Burger King turkey burger.
The new version's made with stevia. Ew.
They scammed the company out of over $200,000.
Never ask Coca-Cola where the coca comes from.
"If you choose to live a healthy lifestyle, you should not be drinking any of our products."
"All calories count."
And teaches you how to burn off the "140 happy calories."
The truth is sold in packages of four, six, nine, and twenty pieces, but also twelve-ounce cans.