This is unimprovable. This is what 23rd century archeologists will find and reconstruct the early 90s from. This is... Scottie Pippen endorsing the Bukowskian joys of cold, cheap meat in a white bun made of Kleenex® under morgue-level fluorescent lighting....
A fast food exec says new food laws are "un-American," while technology helps sniff out potential non-edibles.
A music star turns literary and a Manhattan Beach legend serves acorn-fed pork.
Santa Susana gets a cool $20,000 for its efforts.
"I have an irrational hatred of that pizza tosser in the Visa commercials."
This stuff makes "drinkability" seem like Shakespeare.
Quiznos has deployed edgy ads before, but now they’re getting downright pervy.
First there was Tom Coke-licchio. Now, Padma shilling for Hardee's.
Yes, Burger King totally knows the other definition of "burger shots."