George Osumi faces sixteen years in prison.
Because he stabbed a security guard, obviously.
David Viens faces the possibility of life in prison.
His defense argued that David Viens did not actually slow-cook his dead wife.
For some reason, users of UrbanSpoon and Yelp are kicking this sicko when he's down.
David Viens put his dead wife in a 55-gallon drum of boiling water, but kept the skull.
There weren't any customers around, though.
The actress was photographed pairing a pipe with an order of tacos.
David Viens' daughter offers damning testimony in the disappearance of her step-mother.
And, it looks like the Feds might be on to him too.
Police believe the driver was drunk and had just left nearby Romanov Restaurant with his two companions.
It's still in police possession, four months later.
They can take away his freedom, but they'll never take away his promotion boost.
The artist is naively hoping to be let off if he pays for the wall to be repainted.
He slipped in wearing a woman's dress, and tried to slip out with more than $20,000.
Police are currently probing Manny Castro's claims that he painted the side of a Chick-fil-A in protest.
The crook wanted free meals.