Here's why your last Jackberry™ Smash was less than smashing.
Gets along well with others, prefers theft to direct deposit.
Some crimes are glorious no matter what the consequences.
It was the crime of the century.
This seems to be something of trend.
If only they played classical, and smooth jazz.
Let's just agree to stay away from the phones.
Someone out there will be making a lot of cheese sandwiches.
"It appeared the defendant spent $52,000 on live Internet adult entertainment," the A.D.A. noted.
Twenty dollars for $50-worth of merchandise is too good to be true.
Something sweet turns sour.
A fake order for $24,000 worth of cookies.
Clio's executive chef was arrested for knifing someone over the weekend.