Today In Cocktail Comedy: Protein-Infused Vodka and Cotton Candy Vodka
A Russian River bar is shilling some hilariously gross things.
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Vetting the Celebrity Judges on Iron Chef America
Food Network Humor has a funny item up today: an application for prospective celebrity guest judges on Iron Chef America (Tiki Barber, anyone?) with questions like "Do you know what food is? (Totally cool if you don't.)" and "Are you...
Today in Funny Restaurant Puns: Wok Inn
It's been a long time since we've seen the word "wok" used for a goofy pun (remember Wok with Yan?), especially in the name of a restaurant. So imagine our delight when we see that a Chinese joint in Stockton...
Cosentino Goes Whole Hog With Gluttony Pants
These pants have three button settings: Piglet, Sow, and Boar.
How to Pretend You're In New Orleans
Can't make it to Tales of the Cocktail? drinkboston has some coping strategies.
Fishermen’s Grotto Called ‘The Mel Gibson of Restaurants’
"This place is the Mel Gibson of restaurants: emotionally abusive and handsome 15 years ago."
BREAKING: Local Michelin Inspector Is Ugly
"Am I out of line here? Servers that [sic] gawk @ other attractive patrons while taking my order agitate me. I may be ugly, but I USUALLY tip well." — Our anonymous, cheeky local Michelin inspector, tweeting about his experience...
Arm of Lefty O’Doul’s Mannequin Returns After Three Years on the Road
The left arm of Lefty O'Doul's stand-in spent three years roaming the Midwest, and there are photos to prove it.
José Andrés Dreads the Wrath of Alice Waters
"Every time she comes to the restaurant, I'm scared. I'm like, where is this asparagus coming from?"
Middle Fingers Raised Toward Chang, S.F. Chefs Proudly Serve Figs on Plates
Call us defensive, but the fig flap won't die, and S.F. chefs are still making ironic references to it on their menus.
Today in Cocktail Comedy: The Tipsy Tarmac
Ruth Bourdain offers up a cocktail recipe for what we hope will be an ongoing series.
Bauer Weighs In About Healthy SF Surcharges, Cranky Commenters Go Nuts
Bauer's commenter pool is, as usual, cranky.
American League Sweeps Best Ballpark Food Competition
Chefs from Kauffmann Stadium and Fenway Park took top honors at the culinary tournament.
Thomas Keller Gets Dunked for Charity
The celebrated chef is not above a little public humiliation for a good cause.
Read What Happens When a Local Braves Pier 39
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., like much of the tourist-gouging mall fare at Pier 39, is as foreign a place to most locals as Fremont or Northern Iraq. Enter brave SFGate blogger Beth Spotswood, who finds actual boxes of chocolates and...
Early Show Host Gets Meadowood Name Wrong, Kostow Lets It Slide
His first national TV exposure, and the douche with the microphone calls his restaurant "Maplewood."