Just waste money the whole weekend.
No, there's no cure. But there are plenty of ways to cope.
"You take 1,000 milligrams of vitamin C, with two Advil and one liter of water. Consume that in entirety before you go to bed."
Also in the magazine this week: a Momofuku take on mussels, and Seersucker opens in Cobble Hill.
From a morning pizza to coconut water, what you ingest to make the pain go away.