America’s Next Great Restaurant Recap: David Rees on Last Night’s Momentous World Event
"Joey laments: 'The day is not going the way I envisioned it going,' which we can only imagine was Osama bin Laden’s final thought on this earth."
"Joey laments: 'The day is not going the way I envisioned it going,' which we can only imagine was Osama bin Laden’s final thought on this earth."
"I'm pretty sure I just watched one of the Two Hot Tamales almost call me an asshole on TV."
"This is a direct challenge — a shot across the bow of U.S.S. Kale City, the unsinkable frigate that takes on all comers."
"Traci's thinking it all sounds a little too easy, at which point Curtis assures everyone that, yes, it sounds a little too easy."
"I feel like a preteen girl defending Justin Bieber, or a balding alcoholic defending Charlie Sheen."
"It’s like all natural phenomena and all of human culture are merely instruments through which Steve Ells can more closely examine the viability of concepts."
Does a top-to-bottom revamp make this show any better?
"Never let it be said that Bobby Flay is not a man obsessed with dipping sauces."
The finale version of Restaurant Wars went a lot better than the regular kind!
This week: One contestant will be named Lord of the Pod People.
More concepts than season three of Donald Trump’s ‘Celebrity Epistemologist.’
Last night's most true statement: "I don’t want to see Mike Isabella topless. And you don't either."
Plus a whole lot of logos, and shots of Steve Ells looking miserable.
The lead up to the lead up to the finale was on fire (literally).
"So now you know: Any restaurant that opens between now and the conclusion of this show will not be great."
"I could put you over my knee and whip your cute little ass," quoth Paula Deen.
The Muppets took a vacation from 'Sesame Street' to visit the chefs.