If You Try to Be Cool About It, The Saloon's Frankie Rotonta Will Be Cool About It, Too
"Whenever somebody orders a martini, I never use vermouth. The reason why is I can always put vermouth into the drink, but I can't take vermouth out of it."
"Whenever somebody orders a martini, I never use vermouth. The reason why is I can always put vermouth into the drink, but I can't take vermouth out of it."
"It's not like they inherited a trust fund, started banging cocktail waitresses three at a time and decided to open a bar for giggles so their friends could drink for free."
"Also, the crew at Dave & Buster's did mixed martial arts - they were pretty crazy. When the melee started, their special set of skills came out."
"Belittling and mocking don’t generally help, but if you can do them subtly enough so that the person doesn’t realize you’re doing it, it can be a lot of fun."
"Just treat people with a little bit of respect, as much as it f***ing kills you."
"I was a medic when I was in the army, I've seen dead people and picked up dead people and saw a couple of autopsies so it didn't bother me to clean the vomit up."
"I know more about beer than all the bartenders on the block put together, and my shorts are shorter as well."
"I might walk for blocks and happen into a place I haven't been to in years, or I have never been. I love all bars equally."
"There is not enough room on the entire internet for me to list all of the amazingly horrible things I've seen at the Khyber."
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