"The Red Sox had a chance over the winter ... to sweep out the problem children, and jettison the “I Like Beer” backup singers to parts unknown," one reporter laments.
Plus Alicia Silverstone's spawn and more, all in our morning news round-up.
Terry Francona, it's not all your fault.
Junk food and beer are blamed for the Red Sox's downfall.
The Bleacher Bar wants you to design them a sandwich.