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sad! Mar. 4, 2019

Donald Trump Forced Another College Team to Eat Big Macs at the White HouseThis time to “celebrate” the North Dakota State University Bisons.

By Nikita Richardson
the internet Jan. 15, 2019

#WhiteHouseDinners Is About to Become Your New Favorite Twitter HashtagIt’s a place to process the fast-food feast.

By Chris Crowley

sad! Jan. 15, 2019

Pictures From Trump’s Fast-Food Feast, Ranked by Sadness“I thought it was a joke.”

By Nikita Richardson
studies June 15, 2017

7 Percent of American Adults Believe Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown CowsThe real question: Where do they think strawberry milk comes from?

By Chris Crowley
big beer Jan. 30, 2017

Budweiser Actually Hosted a ‘Media Preview’ for Its Super Bowl AdsReporters were given “fun facts”!

By Chris Crowley
sad! Dec. 15, 2016

Of Course Vanity Fair Trashed Trump’s Restaurant, and of Course He RetaliatedHe hears the circulation numbers are “way down, big trouble, dead!”

By Clint Rainey
sad! Nov. 2, 2016

A Texas Restaurant Changed Its Name to ‘Trump Cafe’ Ahead of the ElectionIts new menu offers only “American, Trump-themed” foods.

By Clint Rainey
sad! Aug. 5, 2016

Brooklyn Restaurant Removes Trump Photo, Because of CourseThe owner says they’d reached the point where the signed picture was “taking food off my family’s table.”

By Clint Rainey
Closings May 17, 2013

Own the Remains of Ninth Street Bakery and Veselka BoweryIn the market for bar stools?

By Sierra Tishgart
Sad Apr. 18, 2012

Kate’s Joint Is for Rent, Possibly to StarbucksFeels like the end of an era, folks.

By Jenny Miller