Lucky Strike Lanes on Deck for March Opening, and Here’s Their Hiring Video
"Most important: be yourself."
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Mary Risley’s Secret Ingredient to Teaching Well
"I drink a bottle of wine every cooking class, so it's better if the class in my house!" — Mary Risley, she of "Just Put the F**king Turkey in the Oven" fame and Tante Marie's Cooking School, on why she...
A Cheeky Message From a New Castro Restaurant
"Coming soon, Jake's on Market. Everything the Castro's always wanted. Except with clothes." — Sign in the window of 2223 Market, the former 2223 restaurant, soon to be Jake's. [Garchik/Chron]...
Ty-Lör Boring Jokes About Nude Pics
'It’s probably more of a rite of a passage -- you know as part of the application process for an apartment in Brooklyn. Hasn’t everyone done a naked photo or two for those?'
Four Barrel Mocks Itself in ‘Sh*t Baristas Say’
'There's a library a few blocks away that has wifi...'
Portlandia Video Break: ‘We Can Pickle That!’
As many of you probably know, Portlandia's second season premiered Friday. And since San Francisco and Portland are such closely related cousins, especially when it comes to our respective food scenes, we must bring your attention to this sketch, "We...
Server Dishes About Naughty Customers at Keller's Per Se
In this week's New York mag, a server at Thomas Keller's Per Se in Manhattan talks blacklisted customers, including multiple couples who have snuck off to the bathroom to have sex, and one lady who threw up on the table...
Amusingly Named Hong Kee & Kim Replaces All Season Downtown
We're sure there was no racism intended.
Regarding the Plight of Chefs Who Must Suffer ‘Amateur’ Diners
"I’ve often contemplated that perhaps we should administer a common sense test of very basic food questions to guests that we do not recognize. If the results clearly reflect that these folks do not dine out very often, we can...
New Year’s Tip: Drunk Walking More Dangerous Than Drunk Driving
You're eight times more likely to die from drinking and walking, so, careful out there.
Armchair Critic Names Best New Restaurants of 2011, None of Which Opened in 2011
One of them opened over a decade ago!
Marshmallow Vodka Blamed for Crime Spree; Hello Kitty Restaurant Opens in China
• A 19-year-old burglary suspect, who was found asleep on a stranger's sofa on Christmas morning, blames his night of thievery and breaking and entering on a bottle of marshmallow-flavored vodka. His first crime, obviously, was bad taste in booze....
Mary Risley Swears Some More on YouTube
As she's recently learned, "Young people really listen to you if you say 'fuck.'"
Hayes Valley Graffiti Artist Pays Tribute to Favorite Eats, and Stuff
A Hayes Valley graffiti artist has recently unveiled this work, titled "Stuff I Like to Eat in This 'Hood." He name-checks the bacon-and-peas quiche at La Boulange, the chicken pot pie at The Grove, the lamb kebabs at Hayes &...
Tiny Mexican Joint in Oakland Plays Host to The Hella Gay Comedy Show
It's monthly, on the second Friday.